Author: thorens

  • Parenting

    After this week I can honestly say, I prefer man-to-man coverage over zone! My wife left on a four-day business trip Monday and flew in last night. Don’t misunderstand, the four days with my boys was really nice bonding time but parenting definitely requires a partnership between committed individuals! In my opinion, it takes equal contributions from a Dad and a Mom. I discovered this week that there are certain roles that only Mom can fill (physically, emotionally and physiologically). No matter how hard a person tries, Dad can’t be a Mom (and Mom can’t be a Dad). I feel for all those individuals that are enduring single parenthood. No one should have to do the job of two people themselves!

  • Where the Wild Things Were

    Whenever my boys act up in public, I feel like the karma train has hit me. My younger brother and I were often “wild” when the family took an outing and were always scolded by my mother to stop whatever it was we were doing (which was usually just picking on each other). In department stores we would hide in the clothes racks or loiter in the toy aisles long enough to get lost. In supermarkets we’d fight over who got to squeeze into the cart’s bottom shelf or play hide-and-seek. One time we took turns in a restaurant nonchalantly pacing the floor while selectively stamping on a ketchup packet. We finally succeeded and exploded that thing all over the walls and whoever had walked by. Yes, my parents (and my two sisters) were saints for putting up with us boys. At least I know what to expect.

  • Days of Vinyl

    I remember my first “record player”. My siblings and I shared two suitcase box-type turntables: my younger brother and I claimed one that had an orange leatherette finish and my older sister had a patriotic red, white and blue-striped one.

    Between my brother and I, our vinyl library consisted of maybe four records – no music, just stories. We spun our little 45s so often that it didn’t take long for those cheap turntables to really show their age.

    Like most inexperienced spinners, we were taping pennies to the head of the play arm just so the needle would stay in the track. It wasn’t long before you heard more of the static and popping from dust and scratches than the actual recording. The fun officially ended when the record player my brother and I shared slid off the bed and smashed to pieces on the floor.

  • Battle of the Bulge

    Did you ever notice the war being waged every January? It seems fast food takes on fitness every year at this time. A commercial advertising an astounding meal deal at your local gut bomb franchise is followed by a revolutionary breakthrough product guaranteed to take off those excess pounds. Both industries target the consumer who believes satisfaction can be bought. Those with weak resolutions to eat better or exercise more see this as the panacea. Once the smoke clears the real casualty is the consumer – usually left holding an empty wallet that can barely fit into the jeans they’re wearing.

  • Bear Grills Bear Grylls

    Some cable channels are kicking off the new year with new seasons and new shows. A veteran staple of the Discovery Channel, “Man vs. Wild” with Bear Grylls, is starting its fifth season. I can’t say that I watch it all that often but what the guy goes through to show viewers how to survive the elements is intriguing and sometimes ridiculous. Thanks to Bear, if I ever find myself stranded in the African Savannah I know I can rehydrate myself with the juices from fresh elephant dung.

  • Video Gaming

    It’s astonishing how ubiquitous video games have become in today’s society. My boys frequently remind us how we are the only family in the civilized world that does NOT own a game system. Before you shed a tear for them, please know that they are not suffering. They do have supervised access to two computers and play video games on a somewhat regular basis.

    The graphic cards required by most games today are nothing short of miraculous in how they mimic reality. In spite of these advances, I have to laugh when I think of the good old Atari 2600 we grew up with. Commanding a blob of pixels to move orthogonally through a multi-colored lego-like universe, with paddle or some-time functioning joystick, was impressive to us. We could play Combat, Asteroids, Missile Command, Pitfall and Breakout for hours at a time. I doubt that the crude compilation of chunky pixels that comprised most game graphics of the early 80s would hold a kid’s attention for more than 2 nanoseconds today. It would be interesting to see the sales demographics for the re-release of some of those classic games I grew up with. I have a suspicion that most were sold to “kids” my age.

  • iTunes in ’84

    When it comes to buying music, kids have it so easy these days. My son got a few iTunes gift cards for Christmas, so when he wants to buy a song he simply asks me and I download it for him (after scouring the lyrics for anything potentially harmful, of course). Just click and a buck twenty-nine later, the song is looped blaring ad nauseum from his iPod.

    This is nothing like what my generation went through. If you really liked a song (usually because of frequent radio play, or seeing the video on MTV – back when they used to show videos) you either bought the single or, if you had no disposable income, you recorded it off the radio using your dual-deck, high-speed dubbing, “ghetto” blaster.

    This method required a great amount of skill and timing. Once you released the “pause” button and “record” started, you could enjoy the song but you had to be really careful not to get carried away. If you “head-banged” or “air-guitared” too long you’d be nowhere near ready to pull off that near-impossible feat of stopping the recording.

    In my mind a successful dub was one where you heard no DJ speak at all. Curse that ego-centric deejay, who loved the sound of his own voice, insuring the ruin of your song dub by starting his segue monologue early before spinning the next hit. You had to anticipate that precise moment when this would happen and be sure to pounce on that pause button. Failure to do so either meant dealing with the first few syllables of said deejay’s drivel forever on your cassette ‘o hits or waiting for an hour to try again.

    The finger dexterity and listening skills acquired during those days of radio bondage were put to use as teens when we needed to quickly toggle between “play”, “fast forward” or “rewind” to go past the three or four “stinkers” on our superior quality cassette albums. Oh, the good old days.

  • A Little Patience

    Patience is a virtue, so they say. It’s not uncommon for me to get discouraged when something I anticipate simply doesn’t happen when I want it to. In times like this I try to sit back and appreciate all the things in life that I have been blessed with. Interestingly enough, most of them were things that I really had to wait a long time for or work diligently at. I should really get that list on paper and pull it out the next time I’m stuck in line at the bank/grocery store/DOT/traffic light.

  • Last Laugh of 2009

    My oldest son takes special pride in today’s Inkling (I sort of owe him for last month’s “SKOL Vikings” blog entry). Monday night’s rematch favored Cutler’s Bears nearly every second of the game. Favre naturally pulled some of his fourth quarter magic (after venting his frustration with Childress’s squad changes for three quarters) which pushed the game into overtime. It’s really too bad that the Viking’s loss was a result of the oh-so-capable-but-butter-fingered Peterson.

    P.S. Sorry Vikings fans. I feel your pain, but I just had to get this dig in. Please forgive me. Mason, you’re welcome!

  • Twitterpated

    The social media phenomenon known as Twitter saw a marked increase in users in 2009. It seems everyone and their aunt is on Twitter these days tweeting about anything and everything. What I find interesting is the number of marketers that have found ways to sell this as an advertising resource for their clients. According to Jack Marshall of ClickZ, Twitter will need to back up their buzz in the new year with some real return on investment info for clientele that use the microblog for advertising. Tweet that.