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Big Hairy Deal

I’ve got absolutely nothing against personal expression but I think the commission should slap down some guidelines with regard to a player’s hair length in the NFL. Sorry guys, but those hippie dreads make you look like a dirty mop wearing a helmet. I would think that aside from looking ridiculous, it would slow these rushers down considerably. If that isn’t enough of a reason to Bic it, according to NFL officials it’s considered fair game to hair pull these ‘long hairs’ to bring them down. I say it’s time to fine these ‘bad’ boys and send them to MasterCuts. This means you Randy Moss, Larry Fitzgerald, Troy Polamalu, Chris Johnson, Devin Hester, Steven Jackson, Roddy White, Sidney Rice…

What say you?

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