Very Superstitious

I managed to sleep through the alarm so I started off this morning later than usual. I didn’t think much about it at the time but realized I got out of bed on my left foot. Because my wife decided to start a load of laundry I got to enjoy a cold shower. I might have been a little angry about that, but seriously, I didn’t think slamming the medicine cabinet door would break the mirror. At breakfast I managed to spill salt all over my eggs (no doubt a prank the boys learned from their uncle). Rushing out the door woke up the neighbor’s black cat who was sleeping in the chair on our front porch. My efforts to avoid him nearly caused me to tip over the ladder I left out after hanging Christmas lights last night. Yes sir. It’s going to be a great day!