Category: memories

  • iTunes in ’84

    When it comes to buying music, kids have it so easy these days. My son got a few iTunes gift cards for Christmas, so when he wants to buy a song he simply asks me and I download it for him (after scouring the lyrics for anything potentially harmful, of course). Just click and a buck twenty-nine later, the song is looped blaring ad nauseum from his iPod.

    This is nothing like what my generation went through. If you really liked a song (usually because of frequent radio play, or seeing the video on MTV – back when they used to show videos) you either bought the single or, if you had no disposable income, you recorded it off the radio using your dual-deck, high-speed dubbing, “ghetto” blaster.

    This method required a great amount of skill and timing. Once you released the “pause” button and “record” started, you could enjoy the song but you had to be really careful not to get carried away. If you “head-banged” or “air-guitared” too long you’d be nowhere near ready to pull off that near-impossible feat of stopping the recording.

    In my mind a successful dub was one where you heard no DJ speak at all. Curse that ego-centric deejay, who loved the sound of his own voice, insuring the ruin of your song dub by starting his segue monologue early before spinning the next hit. You had to anticipate that precise moment when this would happen and be sure to pounce on that pause button. Failure to do so either meant dealing with the first few syllables of said deejay’s drivel forever on your cassette ‘o hits or waiting for an hour to try again.

    The finger dexterity and listening skills acquired during those days of radio bondage were put to use as teens when we needed to quickly toggle between “play”, “fast forward” or “rewind” to go past the three or four “stinkers” on our superior quality cassette albums. Oh, the good old days.

  • “Real” Frustrating

    I can only think of maybe two years of my childhood where we had a real Christmas tree. Real trees are, without a doubt, the most beautiful, traditional and aromatic seasonal centerpiece to a home’s decor during the holidays. For some reason, those Christmases as a child seemed extra magical, perhaps because it was something we hadn’t experienced before. My wife was raised with “real” Christmas trees, so it seemed very noble to revive the Rockwellian tradition of choosing a tree, strapping it to the roof of the car, “planting” it in the living room, and trimming it all while sipping hot cider to the crooning of Bing Crosby’s “Oh Christmas Tree”. Little did I know, beginning this tradition turned our first six Christmases into a marriage-building exercise.

    Maybe my inexperience in choosing real trees was the reason for the frustration we faced nearly every year. One year we picked out a beautiful seven foot pine – only to have it stand five feet tall after having to trim the trunk so it could be erected straight in the tree stand. Another year we had our tree last about three days before it shed nearly all of its needles onto the floor, with our decorations barely clinging to the wooden skeleton. One year our tree’s trunk was so large it split, unknown to us, the plastic tree stand. Every time we watered the tree, we were also watering the carpet, the presents and, later, our antique hardwood floors (we found this out just a few years ago when we pulled the carpet up).

    Seven years ago, just a few weeks before Christmas, we picked out our first artificial tree. It’s a decision neither one of us has regretted. It always stands straight and tall, never needs watering, doesn’t shed a bit and the best part of all – it looks real. In fact, if we scrub the floors with Pine Sol you’d swear it was. I know there are a lot out there that lambaste the idea of a “fake” Christmas tree, but for us it is truly Peace on Earth!

  • Plight of the Gingerbread Men

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    Christmas goodies! Everybody loves ’em, nobody really needs ’em but the holidays just wouldn’t be the same without them. Here’s to mothers everywhere who bake enough homemade favorites to feed a small township. Exaggeration? Hardly. I know moms who had to resort to stashing baked goods on the upper shelves of the garage until Christmas.