{"id":8529,"date":"2016-10-24T06:27:50","date_gmt":"2016-10-24T11:27:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/?p=8529"},"modified":"2016-10-24T06:27:50","modified_gmt":"2016-10-24T11:27:50","slug":"you-rang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/you-rang\/","title":{"rendered":"You Rang?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8530\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/lurch.jpg\" alt=\"lurch\" width=\"850\" height=\"1004\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/lurch.jpg 850w, https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/lurch-254x300.jpg 254w, https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/lurch-768x907.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/lurch-423x500.jpg 423w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hey everyone, let&#8217;s hear it for Monday!<\/strong>\u00a0&lt;<em>Insert deep guttural Lurch groan here<\/em>&gt;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey everyone, let&#8217;s hear it for Monday!\u00a0&lt;Insert deep guttural Lurch groan here&gt;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[57,172],"tags":[524,661,662],"class_list":["post-8529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-inktober","category-television","tag-addams-family","tag-lurch","tag-ted-cassidy"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3XRuE-2dz","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8529"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8529\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8532,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8529\/revisions\/8532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}