{"id":8476,"date":"2016-10-13T06:39:26","date_gmt":"2016-10-13T11:39:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/?p=8476"},"modified":"2016-10-13T06:39:26","modified_gmt":"2016-10-13T11:39:26","slug":"buffet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/buffet\/","title":{"rendered":"Buffet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8477\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/MikeMeyers.jpg\" alt=\"mikemeyers\" width=\"850\" height=\"996\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/MikeMeyers.jpg 850w, https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/MikeMeyers-256x300.jpg 256w, https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/MikeMeyers-768x900.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/MikeMeyers-427x500.jpg 427w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>I bet Michael Meyers would&#8217;ve killed it at the meat carving station.<\/strong> His cutlery skills were to die for.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bet Michael Meyers would&#8217;ve killed it at the meat carving station. His cutlery skills were to die for.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[57,23],"tags":[638,454,639,640,637],"class_list":["post-8476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-inktober","category-movies","tag-carving","tag-halloween","tag-knives","tag-meat","tag-michael-meyers"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s3XRuE-buffet","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8476"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8480,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8476\/revisions\/8480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}