{"id":8443,"date":"2016-10-06T05:18:43","date_gmt":"2016-10-06T10:18:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/?p=8443"},"modified":"2016-10-06T05:18:43","modified_gmt":"2016-10-06T10:18:43","slug":"reality-check","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/reality-check\/","title":{"rendered":"Reality Check"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8444\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/mario.jpg\" alt=\"mario\" width=\"850\" height=\"763\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/mario.jpg 850w, https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/mario-300x269.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/mario-768x689.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/mario-500x449.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Life isn&#8217;t always fun and games.<\/strong> Believe it or not, the\u00a0daily routine\u00a0won&#8217;t be all about\u00a0collecting flowers, coins and magic mushrooms.\u00a0I can guarantee there&#8217;s a clogged toilet in your future.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Life isn&#8217;t always fun and games. Believe it or not, the\u00a0daily routine\u00a0won&#8217;t be all about\u00a0collecting flowers, coins and magic mushrooms.\u00a0I can guarantee there&#8217;s a clogged toilet in your future.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[57,21,33],"tags":[619,620,618],"class_list":["post-8443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-inktober","category-life-lessons","category-work","tag-mario","tag-plumber","tag-reality"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3XRuE-2cb","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8443"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8443\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8446,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8443\/revisions\/8446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}