{"id":8275,"date":"2015-10-30T06:22:03","date_gmt":"2015-10-30T11:22:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/?p=8275"},"modified":"2015-10-30T06:22:03","modified_gmt":"2015-10-30T11:22:03","slug":"hey-you-guys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/hey-you-guys\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Hey You Guys!&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/sloth1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8278\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/sloth1.jpg\" alt=\"sloth\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/sloth1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/sloth1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/sloth1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/sloth1-500x500.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hopefully Sloth, <em>The Goonies<\/em> beefy but lovable misfit monster, will make a return appearance in the alleged <em>Goonies 2<\/em> sequel. <\/strong>The last we saw of the Goon Dock adventurers was 30\u00a0years\u00a0ago when they were kids in search of\u00a0One-eyed Willy&#8217;s pirate treasure.\u00a0It will be interesting to see what adventure awaits them as adults. Imagine the potential plot-lines \u2013\u00a0Mikey&#8217;s mid-life crisis leads him to quit\u00a0his job, while\u00a0Chunk struggles with\u00a0weight gain.\u00a0Mouth loses all his money in the stock market\u00a0and Data&#8217;s facing a class action lawsuit due to a wrongful death by one of his inventions. High school sweethearts,\u00a0Brand and Andy, are getting a divorce because of an affair with Stef. Maybe Sloth will\u00a0save\u00a0the day. Wonder what <em>he&#8217;s<\/em> been up to\u00a0for the last three decades.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hopefully Sloth, The Goonies beefy but lovable misfit monster, will make a return appearance in the alleged Goonies 2 sequel. The last we saw of the Goon Dock adventurers was 30\u00a0years\u00a0ago when they were kids in search of\u00a0One-eyed Willy&#8217;s pirate treasure.\u00a0It will be interesting to see what adventure awaits them as adults. Imagine the potential [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[76,18,57,23],"tags":[536,534,535],"class_list":["post-8275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ideas","category-illustration","category-inktober","category-movies","tag-goonies-2","tag-sloth","tag-the-goonies"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3XRuE-29t","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8275"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8281,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8275\/revisions\/8281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}