{"id":8178,"date":"2015-10-13T06:03:29","date_gmt":"2015-10-13T11:03:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/?p=8178"},"modified":"2015-10-13T06:07:14","modified_gmt":"2015-10-13T11:07:14","slug":"tales-of-the-axmen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/tales-of-the-axmen\/","title":{"rendered":"The Far Side of Lumberjacking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8184\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/lumberjack.jpg\" alt=\"lumberjack\" width=\"800\" height=\"908\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/lumberjack.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/lumberjack-264x300.jpg 264w, https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/lumberjack-441x500.jpg 441w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>I just thought that if lumberjacks work with chainsaws all day, the apparent danger of using such a tool to commit murder wouldn&#8217;t make a very gruesome story.<\/strong> A crosscut saw on the other hand&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>My\u00a0apologies to Gary Larson.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just thought that if lumberjacks work with chainsaws all day, the apparent danger of using such a tool to commit murder wouldn&#8217;t make a very gruesome story. A crosscut saw on the other hand&#8230; My\u00a0apologies to Gary Larson.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[18,57],"tags":[493,490,491,492,494],"class_list":["post-8178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-illustration","category-inktober","tag-chainsaw","tag-far-side","tag-gary-larson","tag-lumberjacks","tag-massacre"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3XRuE-27U","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8178"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8178\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8185,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8178\/revisions\/8185"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}