{"id":8167,"date":"2015-10-10T11:16:47","date_gmt":"2015-10-10T16:16:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/?p=8167"},"modified":"2015-10-10T11:16:47","modified_gmt":"2015-10-10T16:16:47","slug":"equipment-upgrade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/equipment-upgrade\/","title":{"rendered":"Equipment Upgrade"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/voorhees.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8168\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/voorhees.jpg\" alt=\"voorhees\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/voorhees.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/voorhees-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/voorhees-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/voorhees-500x500.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Imagining Jason Voorhees in a new goalie mask is not quite as intimidating.<\/strong>\u00a0At least he&#8217;d be better protected from head trauma.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Imagining Jason Voorhees in a new goalie mask is not quite as intimidating.\u00a0At least he&#8217;d be better protected from head trauma.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[18,57],"tags":[484,481,482,480,483],"class_list":["post-8167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-illustration","category-inktober","tag-camp-crystal-lake","tag-friday-the-13th","tag-hockey-mask","tag-jason-voorhees","tag-machete"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3XRuE-27J","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8167"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8169,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8167\/revisions\/8169"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}