{"id":7578,"date":"2014-10-05T15:41:01","date_gmt":"2014-10-05T20:41:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/?p=7578"},"modified":"2014-10-05T15:41:01","modified_gmt":"2014-10-05T20:41:01","slug":"incredible-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/incredible-pants\/","title":{"rendered":"Incredible Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I grew up drawing super heroes all the time but never questioned the physical plausibility of the characters (or their wardrobe). <\/strong>Admittedly there was always something very\u00a0curious about Dr. Banner’s incredible<\/em> pants. They would have to be incredible, wouldn’t they? Sorry, Mr. Lee. I’ll stand behind\u00a0the transformative powers of gamma radiation and their ability to\u00a0morph\u00a0an ordinary man into a nine foot monster, but if you expect me to believe those ugly purple pants of his would only come unbuttoned at the waist and split up to the knees… Really?! Have you seen the Hulk’s thighs?! They’re each, like,\u00a0thirty inches!\u00a0Heck,\u00a0most guys can’t put on more than a couple pounds\u00a0without feeling\u00a0like a stuffed sausage in their\u00a0Dockers, but\u00a0the Hulk can pack on a half ton and still comfortably throw cars. Even if Hulk’s\u00a0pants were a bit roomier in the seat and thigh, would they really fit Bruce’s original human frame after he calmed down? Incredible? More like, incredibly unbelievable!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I grew up drawing super heroes all the time but never questioned the physical plausibility of the characters (or their wardrobe). Admittedly there was always something very\u00a0curious about Dr. Banner’s incredible pants. They would have to be incredible, wouldn’t they? Sorry, Mr. Lee. I’ll stand behind\u00a0the transformative powers of gamma radiation and their ability to\u00a0morph\u00a0an […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[63,57,64],"tags":[65,66,67],"class_list":["post-7578","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics","category-inktober","category-super-heroes","tag-burning-questions","tag-hulk","tag-marvel"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3XRuE-1Ye","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7578"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7578\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7582,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7578\/revisions\/7582"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}