{"id":6628,"date":"2011-03-29T22:55:38","date_gmt":"2011-03-30T03:55:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/seanthorenson.wordpress.com\/?p=6628"},"modified":"2016-01-16T21:37:26","modified_gmt":"2016-01-17T02:37:26","slug":"employee-of-the-year-winter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/employee-of-the-year-winter\/","title":{"rendered":"Employee of the Year \u2013\u00a0Winter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6629\" title=\"WinterOvertime\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/winterovertime.jpg?w=450\" alt=\"\" width=\"100%\" height=\"100%\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Winter&#8217;s been clockin&#8217; some serious overtime lately filling in for that lazy, good-for-nothing, slacker of a season Spring.<\/strong> So instead of dreaming of BBQs and baseball we get to shovel and scrape windows for a while longer. I have to give the Old Man some credit though \u2013 I mean it really looks like December out there. Parking lots with piles of snow and ice. He&#8217;s doing a real bang-up job.<\/p>\n<p>Hey Spring, you should maybe take some lessons from the &#8216;Ice Man&#8217; \u2013 in fact, you might want to start worrying about keeping your job. Really, how many times can you call in sick because you&#8217;re feeling a little under the weather and expect to call yourself a season? Face it, Mother Nature should fire you for being this late!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Winter&#8217;s been clockin&#8217; some serious overtime lately filling in for that lazy, good-for-nothing, slacker of a season Spring. So instead of dreaming of BBQs and baseball we get to shovel and scrape windows for a while longer. I have to give the Old Man some credit though \u2013 I mean it really looks like December [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[32,385,33],"tags":[548],"class_list":["post-6628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weather","category-winter-seasons","category-work","tag-mother-nature"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3XRuE-1IU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6628"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8325,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6628\/revisions\/8325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}