{"id":6600,"date":"2011-03-02T23:23:03","date_gmt":"2011-03-03T04:23:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/seanthorenson.wordpress.com\/?p=6600"},"modified":"2016-01-16T21:40:04","modified_gmt":"2016-01-17T02:40:04","slug":"sorry-charlie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/sorry-charlie\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorry, Charlie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6601\" title=\"charliesheen\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/charliesheen.jpg?w=380\" alt=\"\" width=\"100%\" height=\"100%\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>I&#8217;m probably the only human on earth that has not seen a single episode of the hit sitcom &#8216;Two and a Half Men&#8217; but lately it&#8217;s been pretty difficult to avoid the sordid trainwreck-of-a-life that is Charlie Sheen.<\/strong> I&#8217;m sure Leno, Letterman and CoCo are nearly wetting themselves over how easily this late-show fodder writes itself, but Sheen&#8217;s claim of stone-cold sobriety through his exclusive interviews seem devoid of any professional PR influence. One minute he&#8217;s claiming that he doesn&#8217;t recall the last time he &#8216;used&#8217; then in the next breath brags about how invincible he is when it comes to partying and doing drugs (<em>&#8220;I was bangin&#8217; seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that&#8217;s how I roll&#8221;<\/em>). Clearly the poor man is self-destructive and he doesn&#8217;t seem to care.<\/p>\n<p>Chuck Lorre, the producer of Sheen&#8217;s hit show claimed that he would be &#8216;really pissed&#8217; if Charlie lived longer than him. Instead of being upset, Sheen took it in stride saying, &#8220;This is like a gigantic compliment. Chuck offered an  olive branch. That\u2019s how I interpreted it&#8230;This is about him  personally. It doesn\u2019t get to me, it\u2019s not about me until the end. It\u2019s a  reflection of how he feels, in comparison to how insane my life appears  at times. So, I took it as a huge compliment. He basically wrote a  brilliant little piece of literature and called me Superman. Don\u2019t  people get it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nope, can&#8217;t say that I do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m probably the only human on earth that has not seen a single episode of the hit sitcom &#8216;Two and a Half Men&#8217; but lately it&#8217;s been pretty difficult to avoid the sordid trainwreck-of-a-life that is Charlie Sheen. I&#8217;m sure Leno, Letterman and CoCo are nearly wetting themselves over how easily this late-show fodder writes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[550,549],"class_list":["post-6600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-caricature","tag-charlie-sheen"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3XRuE-1Is","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6600"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6600\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8326,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6600\/revisions\/8326"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}