{"id":6220,"date":"2010-08-23T22:02:41","date_gmt":"2010-08-24T03:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/seanthorenson.wordpress.com\/?p=6220"},"modified":"2014-08-07T11:09:48","modified_gmt":"2014-08-07T16:09:48","slug":"big-hairy-deal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/big-hairy-deal\/","title":{"rendered":"Big Hairy Deal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6221\" title=\"HairyDeal\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/hairydeal.jpg?w=450\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"434\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>I&#8217;ve got absolutely nothing against personal expression but I think the commission should slap down some guidelines with regard to a player&#8217;s hair length in the NFL.<\/strong> Sorry guys, but those hippie dreads make you look like a dirty mop wearing a helmet. I would think that aside from looking ridiculous, it would slow these rushers down considerably. If that isn&#8217;t enough of a reason to Bic it, according to NFL officials it&#8217;s considered fair game to hair pull these &#8216;long hairs&#8217; to bring them down. I say it&#8217;s time to fine these &#8216;bad&#8217; boys and send them to MasterCuts. This means you Randy Moss, Larry Fitzgerald, Troy Polamalu, Chris Johnson, Devin Hester, Steven Jackson, Roddy White, Sidney Rice&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got absolutely nothing against personal expression but I think the commission should slap down some guidelines with regard to a player&#8217;s hair length in the NFL. Sorry guys, but those hippie dreads make you look like a dirty mop wearing a helmet. I would think that aside from looking ridiculous, it would slow these [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3XRuE-1Ck","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6220"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6220\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7537,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6220\/revisions\/7537"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}