{"id":516,"date":"2009-12-09T06:00:24","date_gmt":"2009-12-09T12:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/seanthorenson.wordpress.com\/?p=516"},"modified":"2014-10-10T21:34:58","modified_gmt":"2014-10-11T02:34:58","slug":"shopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/shopping\/","title":{"rendered":"Shopping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-517\" title=\"grump\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/grump.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"448\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>I&#8217;m not a huge fan of shopping<\/strong> (not even for <em>myself<\/em>), so needless to say Christmas shopping is a bit of a task for me. I don&#8217;t like the crowds, lines or nagging doubts that what you&#8217;re going out for will even be found or, if found, appreciated. At the same time, I&#8217;d rather make the effort to find something special than fulfill the requests of someone&#8217;s shopping list. Despite this fact, I usually end up asking my wife (a billion times) for a hint of what to get her, only to be reminded that I should just know. I hate it when she&#8217;s right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not a huge fan of shopping (not even for myself), so needless to say Christmas shopping is a bit of a task for me. I don&#8217;t like the crowds, lines or nagging doubts that what you&#8217;re going out for will even be found or, if found, appreciated. At the same time, I&#8217;d rather make [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[100,16,18],"tags":[132],"class_list":["post-516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christmas","category-holidays","category-illustration","tag-gifts"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s3XRuE-shopping","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=516"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7659,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516\/revisions\/7659"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}