{"id":506,"date":"2009-12-08T06:00:31","date_gmt":"2009-12-08T12:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/seanthorenson.wordpress.com\/?p=506"},"modified":"2014-10-10T21:33:59","modified_gmt":"2014-10-11T02:33:59","slug":"plight-of-the-gingerbread-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/plight-of-the-gingerbread-men\/","title":{"rendered":"Plight of the Gingerbread Men"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/gingerbread_card.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7655 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/gingerbread_card.jpg\" alt=\"gingerbread_card\" width=\"100%\" height=\"100%\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/gingerbread_card.jpg 2000w, https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/gingerbread_card-300x195.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/gingerbread_card-1024x665.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/gingerbread_card-500x325.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 2000px) 100vw, 2000px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Christmas goodies!<\/strong> Everybody loves &#8217;em, nobody really needs &#8217;em but the holidays just wouldn&#8217;t be the same without them. Here&#8217;s to mothers everywhere who bake enough homemade favorites to feed a small township. Exaggeration? Hardly. I know moms who had to resort to stashing baked goods on the upper shelves of the garage until Christmas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christmas goodies! Everybody loves &#8217;em, nobody really needs &#8217;em but the holidays just wouldn&#8217;t be the same without them. Here&#8217;s to mothers everywhere who bake enough homemade favorites to feed a small township. Exaggeration? Hardly. I know moms who had to resort to stashing baked goods on the upper shelves of the garage until Christmas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[101,16,62],"tags":[130,129,131],"class_list":["post-506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christmas-holidays","category-holidays","category-memories","tag-baking","tag-christmas-goodies","tag-cookies"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3XRuE-8a","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=506"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7658,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506\/revisions\/7658"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}