{"id":369,"date":"2009-11-29T06:00:15","date_gmt":"2009-11-29T12:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/seanthorenson.wordpress.com\/?p=369"},"modified":"2014-10-10T21:16:22","modified_gmt":"2014-10-11T02:16:22","slug":"all-i-want-for-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/all-i-want-for-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"All I want for Christmas&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-370\" title=\"tooth\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/tooth.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"420\" \/><strong>My youngest son, Chase, just recently lost his other front tooth<\/strong>, making the total number of gaps in his mouth now three. It&#8217;s really interesting how his young mind works. After losing his first tooth, he placed it beneath his pillow, as advised, and the next morning woke up to a nice crisp one dollar bill, courtesy of the tooth fairy (who, by the way, my son believes is a man). When he lost his second tooth my wife asked him to repeat the process so the tooth fairy could again make his transaction. Chase simply replied, &#8220;I don&#8217;t want to sell this one yet.&#8221; So, for now he&#8217;s holding onto two <em>shares<\/em>. Apparently he feels his teeth are worth more and is waiting for the market to improve.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My youngest son, Chase, just recently lost his other front tooth, making the total number of gaps in his mouth now three. It&#8217;s really interesting how his young mind works. After losing his first tooth, he placed it beneath his pillow, as advised, and the next morning woke up to a nice crisp one dollar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[6,18],"tags":[107,106],"class_list":["post-369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cartoons","category-illustration","tag-tooth-brokers","tag-tooth-fairy"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3XRuE-5X","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=369"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7641,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions\/7641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}