{"id":3307,"date":"2010-06-01T14:48:53","date_gmt":"2010-06-01T19:48:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/seanthorenson.wordpress.com\/?p=3307"},"modified":"2010-06-01T14:48:53","modified_gmt":"2010-06-01T19:48:53","slug":"anniversaries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/anniversaries\/","title":{"rendered":"Anniversaries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-3308\" href=\"http:\/\/seanthorenson.wordpress.com\/2010\/06\/01\/anniversaries\/anniversaries\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3308\" title=\"Anniversaries\" src=\"http:\/\/seanthorenson.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/06\/anniversaries.jpg?w=435\" alt=\"\" width=\"435\" height=\"450\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Anniversary gift traditions are an odd thing.<\/strong> If I were to follow the old tradition, I&#8217;d be giving my wife ivory (though, the updated, more politically correct gift suggestion stresses the importance of using imitation ivory). Don&#8217;t misunderstand me, I think fourteen years of marriage deserves something significant; I just know that <em>my <\/em>wife deserves more. Any woman who is able to accept a man for who he is and love him unconditionally is worth much more than ivory. I was fortunate enough to find such a woman and after fourteen years, I could probably get her the mounted elephant head and she&#8217;d still laugh about it (though maybe not right away) and love me anyway. For that I&#8217;m grateful and blessed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anniversary gift traditions are an odd thing. If I were to follow the old tradition, I&#8217;d be giving my wife ivory (though, the updated, more politically correct gift suggestion stresses the importance of using imitation ivory). Don&#8217;t misunderstand me, I think fourteen years of marriage deserves something significant; I just know that my wife deserves [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3XRuE-Rl","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}