{"id":304,"date":"2009-11-25T06:00:19","date_gmt":"2009-11-25T12:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/seanthorenson.wordpress.com\/?p=304"},"modified":"2014-10-10T21:06:55","modified_gmt":"2014-10-11T02:06:55","slug":"ungrateful-pilgrim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/ungrateful-pilgrim\/","title":{"rendered":"Ungrateful Pilgrim"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-305\" title=\"firstthanksgiving\" src=\"http:\/\/seanthorenson.files.wordpress.com\/2009\/11\/firstthanksgiving.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"285\" \/><em><strong>&#8220;The potatoes are lumpy, the turkey&#8217;s like shoe leather, the gravy&#8217;s cold, I found a hair in my cranberries and, I&#8217;m sorry, I don&#8217;t see what&#8217;s so fabulous about maize.<\/strong> First Thanksgiving?! This will be my <strong>last<\/strong>!&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The potatoes are lumpy, the turkey&#8217;s like shoe leather, the gravy&#8217;s cold, I found a hair in my cranberries and, I&#8217;m sorry, I don&#8217;t see what&#8217;s so fabulous about maize. First Thanksgiving?! This will be my last!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[16,18,95],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays","category-illustration","category-thanksgiving"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3XRuE-4U","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7635,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions\/7635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}