{"id":291,"date":"2009-11-24T06:00:27","date_gmt":"2009-11-24T12:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/seanthorenson.wordpress.com\/?p=291"},"modified":"2014-10-10T21:05:20","modified_gmt":"2014-10-11T02:05:20","slug":"mouse-trap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/mouse-trap\/","title":{"rendered":"Mouse Trap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-292\" title=\"mousetrap\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/mousetrap.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"314\" \/><strong>There&#8217;s a history of rodent infestation in the building where I work, so it&#8217;s not uncommon to see three mouse traps in a single office.<\/strong> I heard rumors that if you listen closely you might even hear them squeaking and running in the ceiling. I&#8217;ve seen droppings on occasion, but have never, in all my years on the job, actually discovered a trap victim&#8230; except for a dead mighty mouse, which we planted to have a little fun with the custodians. Something tells me, they&#8217;ll have the last laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a history of rodent infestation in the building where I work, so it&#8217;s not uncommon to see three mouse traps in a single office. I heard rumors that if you listen closely you might even hear them squeaking and running in the ceiling. I&#8217;ve seen droppings on occasion, but have never, in all my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[18],"tags":[94,93,92],"class_list":["post-291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-illustration","tag-mac","tag-mighty-mouse","tag-mouse-trap"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3XRuE-4H","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=291"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7633,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions\/7633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}