{"id":2788,"date":"2010-04-27T05:00:15","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T11:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/seanthorenson.wordpress.com\/?p=2788"},"modified":"2015-01-01T09:37:09","modified_gmt":"2015-01-01T14:37:09","slug":"tater-tots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/tater-tots\/","title":{"rendered":"Tater Tots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2789\" title=\"NapoleonDynamite\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/napoleondynamite.jpg?w=375\" alt=\"\" width=\"375\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ore-Ida should lobby to make tater tots one of the food groups.<\/strong> Well, at least according to my youngest <em>and<\/em> Napoleon Dynamite. It&#8217;s funny how much a kid&#8217;s taste buds will change over the course of a few years. It wasn&#8217;t that long ago that you had to beg our boys to eat tater tots \u2013 and, no, they weren&#8217;t part of any funky, church potluck hot dish (though admittedly I recall despising tots in this form as well at their age, but have grown to love them) \u2013 and now they crave them. In fact, just recently, our youngest begged every night for a full week to have tater tots for supper. I wonder if asparagus, Brussels sprouts or beets will be removed from their food embargo anytime soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ore-Ida should lobby to make tater tots one of the food groups. Well, at least according to my youngest and Napoleon Dynamite. It&#8217;s funny how much a kid&#8217;s taste buds will change over the course of a few years. It wasn&#8217;t that long ago that you had to beg our boys to eat tater tots [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[12],"tags":[425,424,423],"class_list":["post-2788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","tag-dynamite","tag-napoleon","tag-tater-tots"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3XRuE-IY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2788"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8061,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2788\/revisions\/8061"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}