{"id":1439,"date":"2010-01-29T08:03:40","date_gmt":"2010-01-29T14:03:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/seanthorenson.wordpress.com\/?p=1439"},"modified":"2015-01-01T07:32:08","modified_gmt":"2015-01-01T12:32:08","slug":"cold-cereal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/cold-cereal\/","title":{"rendered":"Cold Cereal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1441\" title=\"life_stinks\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/life_stinks.jpg?w=450\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"303\" \/>My kids <em>hate<\/em> breakfast.<\/strong> Well, at least cold cereal. There isn&#8217;t much, besides Frosted Mini Wheats, that they&#8217;ll tolerate. At first I thought it was because our line-up included bland fare like Cheerios and Oatmeal Squares, but they don&#8217;t even get excited about Froot Loops or Trix! As a kid, we <em>lived<\/em> on cereal. It was the one meal that we didn&#8217;t need any prodding to eat. I can appreciate the fact that it&#8217;s a low maintenance, quick meal. I just wish my kids would reconsider \u2013 I get tired of preparing granny omelets and french toast every morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My kids hate breakfast. Well, at least cold cereal. There isn&#8217;t much, besides Frosted Mini Wheats, that they&#8217;ll tolerate. At first I thought it was because our line-up included bland fare like Cheerios and Oatmeal Squares, but they don&#8217;t even get excited about Froot Loops or Trix! As a kid, we lived on cereal. It [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[12,20,24,167],"tags":[276,277,278],"class_list":["post-1439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-kids","category-observations","category-parenting","tag-breakfast","tag-life-cereal","tag-mikey"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3XRuE-nd","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1439"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1439\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7946,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1439\/revisions\/7946"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thorenson.com\/inklings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}