Category: illustration

  • Bond Issue

    bond

    Next month, Daniel Craig will star in his fourth film as James Bond, SpectreThe blond, blue-eyed actor and his 5 foot 10 build raised some concerns with fans over whether or not he ‘fits’ the traditional role of Ian Flemmings’ tall, dark and handsome super spy (how else do you explain sites like ‘danielcraigisnotbond.com‘?). I don’t know, he must be doing okay… Did I mention this is his fourth Bond film?

  • Frankencoffee

    Frankencoffee

    It’s amazing how coffee awakens the morning monster from a half-dead slumber. It’s hard to believe that I once despised it.

  • Box of Chocolates

    Forrest

    It’s not difficult to appreciate the winsome innocence that is Forrest Gump. His ongoing accidental celebrity against the backdrop of American history is amusing to watch.

  • The Far Side of Lumberjacking

    lumberjack

    I just thought that if lumberjacks work with chainsaws all day, the apparent danger of using such a tool to commit murder wouldn’t make a very gruesome story. A crosscut saw on the other hand…

    My apologies to Gary Larson.

  • Field Ghoul

    beetlejuice

    Beetlejuice, Tim Burton’s ‘ghost with the most’, sports some official-looking attire, so why not have him throw a few flags?

     

  • The Pheasant

    pheasant

    A twist on a familiar season. Happy hunting.

  • Equipment Upgrade

    voorhees

    Imagining Jason Voorhees in a new goalie mask is not quite as intimidating. At least he’d be better protected from head trauma.

  • Nightmare

    scissors

    Do you think Tim Burton pulled any inspiration from Wes Craven’s knife-fingered murderer when he created the misfit Edward Scissorhands? There’s actually more of a connection than one might think, considering Johnny Depp starred in “A Nightmare on Elm Street”.

  • Grandpa

    grandpamunster

    Al Lewis’ Grandpa was one of the most beloved characters from the Munsters. To really play up that elderly look the makeup artists really exaggerated the runaway eyebrows and sideburns/ear hair and seldom had grandpa’s fangs in.

  • The Shivering

    shivering

    Context changes everything.